8/23/2010 - Naughty Bloopers brings you Lily LaBeau — Lily LaBeau boasts Irish-Panamanian ethnicity which means her potato famine ancestors probably arrived over here by canal. You wouldn't know any of this, of course, if you bumped into Lily, say at the local coffee shop. But once you tried to putting the make on her, you'd realize she's only attracted to swarthy, mustachioed men by the name of Suarez. Granted, this story may or may not be fabricated because with porn chicks who knows what's real or isn't? Nonetheless they can regale you with stories that defy credibility if not actual sense. Lily's got a few of her own yarns to spin, but we'd prefer to see her in action wondering if her ass hole smelled like corned beef and cabbage. Anyways, this video clip gives you a little sampling of both.

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8/22/2010 - Teen Power brings you Kitty Marie — Put it this way. When you've got Teen Power you can have a brain like an uncooked pork roast, and guys will find your company exhilarating, your conversation mentally stimulating. When you've got Teen Power you can be bipolar, have Petit Mal brain seizures, and guys will think the violent see-saw of your emotions when you suddenly make a grab for the kitchen knife is adorably cute. Guys will also discover that dating a chick with Teen Power is like driving a slowly accelerating car into a brick wall. Even with a totaled car, the Teen Power babe discovers her date will laugh it off and think it's fun. How does a chick get Teen Power? We might suggest listening to the advice of Kitty Marie though the suggestion is to keep the volume low, lest the helium in her voice fills your lungs and you become a Thanksgiving Day parade balloon. Even so, it'll be fun.

8/20/2010 - Barefoot Confidential brings you Judy Marie — Judy Marie looks so delectable you don't know whether to serve her sunny side up or flip her over like a pancake for some chocolate chip delight. That's assuming we get to third base with Judy with a prayer of a chance for a sacrifice fly. Those factors brought into consideration, you take what you can get. And if Judy's willing to stick her naked feet in our face, that's way good for starters. 'Cause you know and we know that's only the beginning. Because Judy's a consummate tease, having learned early on that toupee-wearing fat men are extremely generous in exchange for stage shows. Even in grade school, Judy discovered that the casual act of kicking off her shoes was guaranteed bus fare for a month whether she took a bus or not. Hence she developed an entire foot tease routine such as the one you're about to see. By the time Judy finished high school she had enough sacked away to buy a chain of shoe stores. Which is ironic because she isn't crazy about wearing shoes. Thank heavens.

8/18/2010 - Chica Boom brings you Kennedy — Now there's an incendiary combination: Spanish-Italian with the Irish name Kennedy. In this clip, Kennedy's shown doing what she does best: being a wee bit bitchy and lending attitude. But dressed the way Kennedy's dressed, you know this office exchange is going to have a happy ending. Off with the shoes [an important feature of any seduction], off with the clothes and on top of the desk, legs spread. This is the way secretaries ought to be trained instead of filing nasty little sexual harassment lawsuits against their employers. Play ball, we say. Nobody wins when everyone's frowning, in court and accepting hush money.

8/16/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Goy — We've already exhausted all the Jewish jokes concerning Goy, so now it's time to kick back, relax, and let this little Asian slut do her dance of the seven rickshaws on our pee pee head. Goy, in her biog, states that her ears are the most sensitive part about her. Hell, give us three minutes alone with her, and Goy'll be swearing it's her asshole. [Asians change their story every two seconds, anyway.] The fact that Goy brings out certain demons of deviltry, we can think of all kinds of nasty things we'd want to do alone with this cutie. Unfortunately, we can't say what they are, or risk threat of international law enforcement. You, of course, will have developed your own fantasies as this movie clip progresses. Just be careful who you whisper them to.