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9/27/2011 - Chica Boom brings you Rossana De La Vega — Being Mexican, Rossana De La Vega remembers a time when she didn't have a clay pot to piss in much less tissue to wipe up afterwards. Now with all her porn money, Rossana can afford a refrigerator that actually works, all the enchiladas she can eat and a butler to serve them who bears a strong resemblance to Jay Ashley. If only our wishes could come true like that. But despite fortune which has obviously smiled on her in a big way, Rossana remains humbled and subservient to her origins. Which is great for guys like us who enjoy watching haughty women bend to the commands of a firm man.

9/20/2009 - Naked Girls Smoking brings you Rossana De La Vega — Few mobsters will admit this, but nothing kills the aftertaste of a bad blowjob like a good cigar. And even when she's not smoking funking pole, Rossana enjoys lighting one up, which she generally does in the nude. Rossana, whose voice alone will make you soak your Chinos, informs us that she likes her inhalations and penetrations both deep. After one look at that pussy, we're willing to accommodate her on all scores- a box of El Productos for Rossana and a box of condoms for us. We'll have a race and see whose box we can empty first. Won't that be fun!

2/25/2009 - Naked Girls Smoking brings you Rossana De La Vega — No relation to Don Diego De La Vega, the Spanish fop who masqueraded as the legendary Zorro, Rossana De La Vega, whose ass belongs among the seven wonders of the modern world, has acquired habits no self-respecting fop would consider. Chiefly among them, smoking. But not to fault her entirely, Rossana picked up the habit from a Russian émigré named Swarovski whom she was madly in love with at the time. They have since experienced the parting of the ways due to deportation [Swarovski's], but Rossana cannot get the smell of Swarovski off her. And to nurture the memory, she continues to puff away and expose her feet to political madmen. Some women take finality very hard, and we can only hope the serotonin dosages will stabilize Rossana's condition.

2/01/2009 - Naughty Bloopers brings you Alexia Riley, Candy Estefana, Karianna, Kayla Marie, Loni, Pamella Page, Paris, Rossana De La Vega, Starr McKinnely — In observance of an old and quaint lesbian ritual, Alexia Riley invited a bunch of her friends over for a party where they all got naked, compared navels and sailor tattoos; talked about professional women's golf, drank rotgut, spit in coffee cans and smoked everything from cheap cigarillos to expensive cigars. As gatherings go, it was really quite something else. Too bad you couldn't have been there, because the stories women tell when men aren't around are usually at the man's expense. You think it's your brio, bank accounts and stout cocks that keeps them quenched and satisfied? Think again. Oh, the things you learn. And some things are better left unknown.