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Paris's Porno 4 Portables Photos and Videos

11/08/2009 - Naked Girls Smoking brings you Paris — Ever watch that public service announcement on TV featuring this creepy 70 pound Hills Have Eyes guy in a wheelchair with tubes sticking out of his nose? Sometimes we wonder if porn chicks with the smoking habit will wind up looking like that. Only some times. Because as long as they're looking hot, giving us a thrill in their prime and allowing us to close our eyes and hear music on the water, they can become fading flowers battered and beaten down by the winds for all we care. Meanwhile, Paris claims to be 18, so she's got a long way and many smoke rings to blow before the inevitable. And we'll whack off to her. Then some day she'll be French kissing a fat man in an alleyway for money, and he'll smell nicotine and death. For that we could give a shit because Paris looked so hot at 18 lighting up.

3/04/2009 - Naked Girls Smoking brings you Paris — A proponent of avant-garde social behavior, Paris once thought about growing a mustache. And when she couldn't do that after many fruitless tries, she turned to cigarettes. Even now Paris feels that smoke swirling about her face makes her look wise and intrepid. Our argument to her was that if she also took a puff naked, she'd certainly gain a lot more attention. So Paris followed up on our suggestion, and these are the results. As you'll gather, we'll tell a girl anything just so we can slobber over her bare ass and shaved bush. So, in a way, you should be thanking us instead of sending all those poison pen letters about urging girls to light up.

2/01/2009 - Naughty Bloopers brings you Alexia Riley, Candy Estefana, Karianna, Kayla Marie, Loni, Pamella Page, Paris, Rossana De La Vega, Starr McKinnely — In observance of an old and quaint lesbian ritual, Alexia Riley invited a bunch of her friends over for a party where they all got naked, compared navels and sailor tattoos; talked about professional women's golf, drank rotgut, spit in coffee cans and smoked everything from cheap cigarillos to expensive cigars. As gatherings go, it was really quite something else. Too bad you couldn't have been there, because the stories women tell when men aren't around are usually at the man's expense. You think it's your brio, bank accounts and stout cocks that keeps them quenched and satisfied? Think again. Oh, the things you learn. And some things are better left unknown.