Shoes: 6 Color: Orange Food: Pad Khapao Hometown: Thailand Ethnicity: Thai Talents: I love to write music for the piano Most Sensitive Part: Nipples Fave Position: Missionary Swallows! Fantasy: I want to seduce a policeman. Also, I am hungry, so please give me food.

May's Porno 4 Portables Photos and Videos

9/27/2010 - Kick Ass brings you May — On her Kickass bio, we couldn't help but notice that May is soliciting food. Being from Thailand where they eat Dobermans with a side order of a curry-flavored white rice and red peppers, it seems hard to believe that May would do this considering there's probably a lot of stray puppies running around her own neighborhood. So is May suffering from any dietary deficiencies you might naturally ask with obvious concern. None that we can tell from watching this incendiary little video of hers. Of course, hunger often breeds hallucination, so May's natural posture of appearing hit with a stun gun may only be coincidental. Then, again, we like our Asian chicks spread-leg compliant and ready to do our bidding. The only thing making it all uneasy is when they ask you for a ride to the dog pound.

7/25/2010 - Naughty Bloopers brings you Joy, Mona, Goy, May, Jane — Whenever you get five porn girls together with first and no last names, you wonder if someone staged a raid on an orphanage to cast a movie. [Just thinking out loud, no need to get hot and bothered and call Family Services.] Looking down the list, the name caught us as well - Goy - a woman who obviously gets loads of respect when it comes to seating in a Jewish deli. "Goy, party of three!!" Why do you suppose a porn gal chooses such a name? We know she's from Thailand. Is there some local dish she's named after like, Some Young Goy? Stay tuned and you might learn something. Both on the fuckability and poker scale, it looks like we got a full house of Asian chicks from that neck of the woods with funny stories about malaria and house boats. This is gonna be a riot, we promise.