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Loni's Porno 4 Portables Photos and Videos

7/26/2011 - Chica Boom brings you Loni — In the Spanish-Filipino culture, women generally begin losing their looks and figure by the time they're old enough to hang out in public places, earning their first significant living. Not so Loni who can tart it up with the best of 'em. In doing so, she can't resist the urge to flirt with the handsome, bearded gringos behind the service counters. Although she can't read for shit, Loni enjoys conversations about books and stuff even though she's figured out the ending before the story begins, if you get our drift. That's because Loni has confidence in her seductive capabilities, knowing that all men are pigs who want to get into her pants sooner or later, even though they pretend otherwise. Yeah, she's going to wind up fucking this guy because men are attracted to her like a silver fish to an old, rotting volume of Mark Twain.

11/26/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Loni — As if you can't tell by some of these pics, the thing about Loni is she don't take shit. She'll as much as bitch slap a guy as tongue kiss and chew his circumcision skin flap. Don't make a difference to her. Take her to a cheap restaurant, she'll humiliate you in front of all the senior citizens who got there for the four o'clock special. How embarrassing is that? There are practical ways of dealing with that kind of bitchy behavior, of course, but we wouldn't recommend calling your mother and whining on the phone in front of Loni. Because if abuse is what you want, you just bought the whole deck of cards with that maneuver. Here's one way to strike back, albeit awkward. Jackoff on these pics of her. Of course this requires placing your computer screen on the floor face up and straddling it for maximum aim. Sounds drastic, we know, but, remember, she just humiliated you in front of all those old geezers.

11/19/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Loni — There are some girls who, if you offer them a car and a rent-free apartment, will probably suck your dick. Maybe. Call it a longshot, but our suspicions are that Loni will go down for a pack of smokes. We could be wrong but that's the impression we get. And while some Hollywood chicks are jaded, unsentimental and equally impossible to please when it comes to entertaining them, Loni would probably be happy if you escorted her to a knife fight. Which is to say this babe is the hardest of hardcore. While we understand this kind of persona might frighten some guys into a shriveled mass of molten penis, others will no doubt stand firm and erect at the prospect of Loni hovering like a hungry wolf over their balls. It's to those guys that we address this photo set, wimps need not apply.

11/01/2009 - Naked Girls Smoking brings you Loni — Whether she's sucking cock, or lighting up, Loni's a breath of spring. [Well, after she's gargled industrially, she is.] Also on the Loni fun-facts sheet, we note that she enjoys adding to her already sizeable hula hoop collection, playing with herself and smelling her fingers after they've been in her ass for awhile. Which is kind of like the same aroma cigars have, when you stop to think about it. Loni's been puffing on stogies for quite some time now. Though some might find that cheap, degrading and somewhat mobster-ish, we think it's kinda cute, and Loni pulls it off magnificently as you'll see in this clip.

5/06/2009 - Chica Boom brings you Stacy Carpenter, Loni — Unlike the other girls in her village who'd need a couple of pesos and a shot of warm, cheap Tequila before they'd even remove their huraches and consider lesbian sex, Stacy Carpenter was up for it. However, when she first got a glimpse of the delightful and exotic Loni, Stacy realized it was going to be more than just your usual south of the border all-girl fish fry. Stacy knew it was love, that when her tongue lathered another woman's clitoris or when her ass was being sodomized it was going to mean something heartfelt, soft and tender. So what you see here is a beautiful thing and so hard to come by in this cynical day and age.

3/29/2009 - Naked Girls Smoking brings you Loni — Loni, who has no earthly vices to speak of, picked up one recently which we had to quiz her about. When she began smoking both with nuance and adopting loopy sex poses with cigarettes, we had to ask where this all came from. Supposedly Loni had picked up the habit from a furious smoking Egyptologist named Sven. Characteristically of porn chicks, they met, they fucked, they soon parted. But Loni continues to carry the soul of Sven with her every time she buys a pack of weeds. Being under 30, of course, in California Loni has to present ID every time she does that and said she wasn't aware that filling stations and 7-Elevens kept 2257's. We had to explain to her that such was not the case. But Loni didn’t believe us. Then she struck another sex pose.

2/01/2009 - Naughty Bloopers brings you Alexia Riley, Candy Estefana, Karianna, Kayla Marie, Loni, Pamella Page, Paris, Rossana De La Vega, Starr McKinnely — In observance of an old and quaint lesbian ritual, Alexia Riley invited a bunch of her friends over for a party where they all got naked, compared navels and sailor tattoos; talked about professional women's golf, drank rotgut, spit in coffee cans and smoked everything from cheap cigarillos to expensive cigars. As gatherings go, it was really quite something else. Too bad you couldn't have been there, because the stories women tell when men aren't around are usually at the man's expense. You think it's your brio, bank accounts and stout cocks that keeps them quenched and satisfied? Think again. Oh, the things you learn. And some things are better left unknown.