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5/26/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Karianna — It took us awhile to figure it out, but Karianna's tattoos have more than just an esoteric significance or conversational purpose. Porn chicks being what they are, what with all the drug parties and other mind altering social commitments to attend to, they tend to be forgetful. Like forgetting where they put the car keys or which bank has their security box. If you're raking in the massive dough like a Brittany Andrews, let's say, you can afford a social secretary to keep your calendar in order. Whereas Karianna, as yet, doesn't have generous boyfriends or groupies driving around in cars with tinted windows, she has to make do in other ways and be less extravagant. So for Karianna, each new work of body art acts as a sort of guide or treasure map telling her where the hidden booty is kept, so to speak. And, you probably thought it was for something stupid. So, bear in mind, the next time Karianna spreads her ass cheeks for you, she's telling you something.

5/18/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Karianna — For reasons unknown to very few of us, Karianna's adopted a mode of dress that includes daunting thigh high boots, weird eye liner and unitard Spider lady, outer space ensembles. Halloween is five months away and no one's offered Karianna a lead role in a porn parody- at least as far as we know, so the only suspicion is that Karianna's become something of an attention whore (a redundancy if there ever was one) with idiosyncratic wardrobe to match. Not that we don't appreciate her gestures towards the avant garde, but someone ought to clue this dame that Lady Gaga isn't always the way to go if you want to get premium seating at a posh Beverly Hills eatery. But if Karianna wants to casually suck our dick under the table we could always look the other way and forget fashion.

10/04/2009 - Naked Girls Smoking brings you Karianna — A wearer of ostentatious jewelry, Karianna has this fascinating tattoo which, like a treasure map, points to a secret trove hidden in her vagina. [Probably more ostentatious jewelry.] If you thought she got the body ink for other reasons, how silly of you. For now it can be revealed, too, that Karianna has other deep, dark hidden secrets being revealed for the first time, some of which we're not allowed to discuss on penalty of death. But clever clues are supplied in this video, so be on the look out for them. Don't be fooled, either, by the fact that Karianna's lighting up a cigarillo. It's all a clever ruse - a smokescreen, if you will. Instead of jacking off, a clever man will be on the alert for the hidden meanings.

3/11/2009 - Naked Girls Smoking brings you Karianna — If you've ever sucked the pud of a man (not saying you have) who had just consumed a bushel full of asparagus, then you know what that's like. And this is why Karianna prefers to light up- not for the illicit pleasures of sinful nicotine, but to kill the aftertaste of vegetable patch-smelling bleach fouling her mouth. Oh, sure, you laugh. But this is the real reason why dames gravitate to the southern weed. Ever notice how a lot of people strike up a Lucky right after intercourse? The tobacco companies know the truth behind this and are making millions indirectly off of cock sucking. Think about it. It's true.

2/01/2009 - Naughty Bloopers brings you Alexia Riley, Candy Estefana, Karianna, Kayla Marie, Loni, Pamella Page, Paris, Rossana De La Vega, Starr McKinnely — In observance of an old and quaint lesbian ritual, Alexia Riley invited a bunch of her friends over for a party where they all got naked, compared navels and sailor tattoos; talked about professional women's golf, drank rotgut, spit in coffee cans and smoked everything from cheap cigarillos to expensive cigars. As gatherings go, it was really quite something else. Too bad you couldn't have been there, because the stories women tell when men aren't around are usually at the man's expense. You think it's your brio, bank accounts and stout cocks that keeps them quenched and satisfied? Think again. Oh, the things you learn. And some things are better left unknown.