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9/26/2010 - Teen Power brings you Gauge — The wonderful thing about Teen Power is that you can drink yourself silly, awaken shit-faced under a hillock of liquor bottles and yet start the new day fresh-eyed, lovely, sweet-smelling and alert. It's only a few years later that you get up one morning to discover your skin suddenly has acquired the texture of a catcher's mitt left out in the snow and your nose has become the size of a baseball. We're not saying any of these observations pertain to Gauge, the living tempest in a teapot, although the Gauger has been known to flip society the bird with behavior trademarked by Frank Sinatra and The Rat Pack. Must be good genes on Gauge's part because men still pay for the thrill of her taking her pants off. Yowza, yowza. It's when they wonder who left the shrimp salad out on the counter that they stop paying.

4/13/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Gauge — Hot Springs, Arkansas legend has it [and most backwoods legends tend to be iffy at best] that Gauge was born with a penis in her butt. While our inside contacts at Ripley's Believe It Or Not cannot confirm or deny, we'd buy this seemingly implausible account only for the fact that Gauge performs such scenes as though she we were doing them all her life. Another story is told about how the woozy effects of inhaling engine exhaust at car rallies had a cumulative effect upon her brain cells, thus rendering Gauge a semi-incapacitated sex slave, incapable of uttering the word no. That one we'd buy. We've seen Gauge in action sucking cock and eagerly lapping the detritus of gag reflex as though it were a Mimosa at Sunday brunch. We've seen Gauge being fucked in the ass at a July 4th barbecue and using her ass mustard to flavor a brisket sandwich. We could go on with compelling Gauge stories, though your stomach may not be the same afterwards. But is she legendary? Depends who's telling the story.

4/06/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Gauge — As hardnosed and read to kick ass as she's sexually hardcore, Gauge is never one to avoid a dust-up. So it's kinda fitting that she pose in karate wear. Fortunately, by frame #9 that's a thing of the past because who really wants to see a cute chick impersonating Jackie Chan? Raised in a neck of the words where no-name cinder block lounge bars with lots of neon and no windows take the place of schools and libraries, Gauge's moral compass has always pointed in the direction of truck stops. So it stands to reason she'd bring that kind of backwoods verve to her porn performances. And once you've seen that tight butt of hers in action onscreen, your life will discernibly change. Not so much for the better, but moonshine whiskey and anal sex bent over a rain barrel will definitely become your standard bill of fare.

4/10/2009 - Specs Appeal brings you Gauge — No one looks better with a huge cock up her ass than Gauge. And few women look better with a huge cock up their ass and wearing glasses. It's a preference that men who have misspent their youths in libraries develop. Instead of hanging out on the street and working drug deals in back alleys to finance their college educations, these guys were too busy studying and working on term papers, thus suppressing their natural sex drives. Consequently, along comes a babe sporting eye ware, and the librarian fantasies immediately kick into overdrive. Which is perfect for Gauge. This is how she makes her living. Too bad she's never read a book. They don't have libraries in moonshine country.

2/20/2005 - Kick Ass brings you Dominica Leoni, Felony, Kiki Daire, Meriesa Arroyo, Topanga, Alana, Gauge, Kasorn Swan, Kaylynn, Kelli Sparks, Kurious, Dominica Leoni, Felony, Kiki Daire, Meriesa Arroyo, Topanga, Alana, Gauge, Kasorn Swan, Kaylynn, Kelli Sparks, Kurious — Porno super hero Super Quick is back to fight the bad guys! And don't worry, there's plenty of gagging blowjobs, cocks sliding up open colons, and innocent girls taking huge facial cumshots along the way! Enjoy this batch of photos from a Kick Ass classic!