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6/22/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Felix Vicious — Now that we're officially into Summer and planning our sequence of party hangovers between here and Labor Day, let us dwell on the glories of unclothed women. Take a moment, then, if you will, to ponder the splendors of Felix Vicious, a woman who bursts upon you like a sweet dream. Which Summer is, actually, a glorious dream state, spoiled by the season-turning eventualities of telethons, new school years and falling leaves. So counting our rosebuds while we may, where does one begin when contemplating the beguiling form of Felix Vicious? Dimples? If you adore the girl next door type, yeah, Felix will rekindle the spark that first generated in your loins when you peeked into your neighbor's bathroom window to watch their young daughter undress. If you knew how to jackoff, you would have, instead you did the next best thing by closing the screen door on your penis to rid yourself of that pesky hard on. Bet you wish you had it going right now and were able to breach the inviting ass cleft of Felix by sticking it in there, dontcha? That's what we mean by dream state. Dream on.

6/15/2010 - Kick Ass brings you Felix Vicious — As Felix Vicious' eyes sparkled in the oily light of the novelty condom machine, we couldn't help but notice how, like the picture of Dorian Gray, she remains eternally youthful, an obvious fact that cries out from every pore, plane and curve of her delectable body. No need for a Hoover vacuum to suck out those wrinkles, no siree. No need to speed dial a primary care giver to change her diaper. While it's fair to say, we'll all be jackin' it to Felix for many years to come, maybe there's a downside. What if Felix struck a deal with the powers of darkness to stay that way forever while our balls shrivel to the size of raisinettes and the surge in our once proud manhood subsides like the flood waters in the Noah's ark story? Then it really wouldn't matter how erection-worthy Felix was. This is fucking depressing.

5/08/2009 - Barefoot Confidential brings you Felix Vicious — Being from Denver, where mountain people of vague ancestry indulge peculiar habits, Felix Vicious likes soaking her young feet in soda pop. You may think this is kind of silly, but when a woman's capable of putting her own foot in her mouth, she wants to taste something sweet and beyond sock cotton and foul sneaker stink. And because Felix is courteous of any potential love partner who might want to suck her toes during the course of some bedroom hijinx, Felix's ideas are not as goofy as they first sound. As far as we're concerned she can flux her feet in cheese fondue if it means having that pretty snatch anywhere near the vicinity of our engorged manhood.

4/10/2005 - Kick Ass brings you Mary Carey, Felix Vicious — Mary Carey and Felix Vicious double team an unsuspecting guy who dreams of becoming a porn star. Seeing this movie will make you wish you were in this guys place. Your wood would be ripping outta your skin if you were. God, Felix Vicious is one hot fuck-buddy!