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Eva's Porno 4 Portables Photos and Videos

11/07/2010 - A Load in Every Hole brings you Eva — Check out the freeze frame of Eva. That look on her face. It's almost as though she's had a religious experience. Either that, or she caught someone stealing her car. Any which way you look at it, taking a load in every hole does something to you. It fills you with a sense of vague accomplishment. It fills you with a sense of questionable pride. It also fills you with hot forbidden man margarine which has to be purged out or else you spend the day walking around smelling like Chinese Chestnut trees in bloom. [Ever smell those suckers? Yikes.]

11/01/2010 - Naughty Bloopers brings you Eva, Olivia Saint, Vic Sinister — Put three porn girls together in a room and it's a natural recipe for chaos. In fact some Big Bang Theorists have advanced the notion that enough nuclear energy was created at the mere idea of Eva, Olivia Saint and Vic Sinister some time walking the planet Earth in the future that it begged to be created. You won't be reading this account in the Book of Genesis, however. In the good book you do read some account of Moses tying his ass to a tree and walking ten miles. But Holy Moses, imagine if the asses of Eva, Olivia Saint and Vic Sinister were in his troupe walking the desert. Moses wouldn't have had enough tablets to break at the idea of all the commandments being violated while he was checking out burning bushes. In fact, we can think of a couple that get us rock hard. And you may think of a few yourself checking out these ladies in the video clip.

6/24/2009 - Chica Boom brings you Eva — For her master's thesis, Eva once wrote a deep brooding history of the coffee bean. That's only because her favorite subject, menudo, had been grabbed by another classmate in the same scholarship program at the university. Thusly, Eva bore the stoic, disappointed expression of descendants straight from a thousand years of the peasant experience. Some men mistook this for a deep sexual yearning, but Eva wasn't going to be the one to tell them, especially when they offered her good pesos to get in her pants. Eva soon figured out that a brooding, intense south of the border woman is very attractive to horny men and milked the concept for all it was worth. Eva continues to carry out this charade as a porn performer and, occasionally, will let men fuck her for free, but not very often. She needs the cash to pursue a doctorate.

5/03/2009 - Specs Appeal brings you Eva — Just because they became a fashion trend this past presidential election doesn't mean that every dumb yokel chick with political aspirations looks good in a pair of glasses. Fortunately for Eva, she's neither stupid, from the backwoods nor has she a desire for political office. But Eva, like many female politicians who dip into the public tills merely to satisfy their lust for the finer things in life, enjoys cock and is willing to play all cards to get it. Not that she needed them because her bountiful ass alone is a clarion call for action, Eva got herself a pair of specs. From the time she began wearing them, Eva hasn't been able to keep men off her gorgeous rear end. All kinds of sex, you name it, has been Eva's experience now that she's donned the frames. And she can even read eye charts, too, which has been another plus.

4/25/2005 - Chica Boom brings you Cytherea, Soma, Haley, Nautica Binx, Eva, Cytherea, Soma, Haley, Nautica Binx, Eva — Cytherea looks so cute in her furry hat! Plus you got Soma, Haley, Nautica Binx, and Eva workin' it as hard as they can just to get you off. You would be a fool to miss this 99 photo slideshow from the set of Chica-Boom 21!